Overheard at Nattyflatt International Airport

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight from Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and water, which were brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than let liquor touch my lips. "The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."